Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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