i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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