wat bout pragnant strippers??
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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