After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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