Do vagina's smell?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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