Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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