I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
