apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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