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Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
where are my eyebrows?
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