You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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