so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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