when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
