I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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