i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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