I think my vagina is haunted
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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