If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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