Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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