I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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