Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Can you bring me the toilet please
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
