And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
