I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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