Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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