So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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