Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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