You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize