I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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