Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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