My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Found your dick twin last night
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Randomize
