Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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