i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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