If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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