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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time

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(925): View more from California

My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive

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wats the point then?

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.

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(716): View more from New York

Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.

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(407): View more from Florida

Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.

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(303): View more from Colorado

jump out the window naked night went bad

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