Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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