just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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