All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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