Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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