smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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