Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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