Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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