I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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