I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
