Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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