i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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