READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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