so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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