Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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