After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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