just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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