you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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