i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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