How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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