I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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