Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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