He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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