suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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