i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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