I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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